Delicious Sparkling Temperance Drinks
About the Scoring System
fizz X
refreshment X
score X
sweetness X
flavor X

We strive for a clear head and clear palate when taste-testing these beverages. Each soda is well chilled before opening, then poured into a glass for sampling. The first four aspects above are ranked according to an objective scale, while the final score is a completely subjective measure of the overall experience of sipping this beverage.

While rating these beverages, we assume that the purpose of all soft drinks is to lift the spirit, refresh the mind and soothe the body. Tasting exotic ingredients isn't always enjoyable. Our experiences of different flavors are influenced by nostalgia and previous food experiences. But while regional differences exist, we keep this unwritten ideal of soft drinks as a point of comparison when rating the overall success or failure of each bottled beverage.

Fizz

0 - No carbonation at all

1 - Flat beverage

2 - Less than average

3 - Average carbonation

4 - More than average

5 - Super bubbly action!

Sweetness

1 - Dry

2 - Less sweet than average

3 - Average sweetness

4 - Sweeter than average

5 - Tingly gooey syrup

Refreshment

1 - A depressing experience

2 - Uninteresting drink

3 - An average sugary drink

4 - Stimulating flavors

5 - Wow! A kick in the pants!

Flavor

1 - Not much different than water

2 - Somewhat diluted

3 - Average flavor

4 - Strong taste

5 - Concentrated solid flavor

Overall Score

1 - Avoid this drink

2 - Not too exciting, a dull beverage

3 - Average soft drink

4 - Pleasurable drink, enjoyable

5 - Highly recommended. Go out of your way to try this one!

Copyright 2006 Matt Bergstrom